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my name is kaitlynn and i'm from Canada

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via 221b--gallifrey)

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via 221b--gallifrey)

angrybagel:

“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

(via tyleroakley)

kaciart:

another-side-o-me:

Meet Clyde…

I don’t know what I was expecting

(via fivefootfire)

disowns:

when you see a big spider on your desk 

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(Source: disowns, via christycodeine)

thatsonofamitch:

emkaymlp:

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

did someone say halloween
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(via aliyahreynoso)

theirs:

jegusgogfuckass:

did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec

10 million pounds

1/3 of the government’s reserve

like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it

why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 

(Source: officialplanetmars, via guy)

miscaitlin:

are you a prostitute

because youre prosticute 

(Source: miscaitlin, via j-buz)